ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
Shanandoah is one of the kamasutra positions and it goes as follows. First of all, you companion MUST wear a helmet and chin strap. She may be in either the spread eagle position or doggy style. In the mean time, he is climbing to the top of the third dresser drawer. He pulls his hair back and gets a good look at her and counts to three. He then does a jack knife dive or "Shanandoah" on to her which in return and done properly will ram her head through the head board. This is a great ice breaker for first timers.
Hay hunie let me pull a Shanandoah off the thirddresser drawer, and dont forget your helmet