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Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned
I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!
Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016
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Shalamar 

Used as a reference to one of their hit songs, "I can make you feel good," in the Netflix Movie, 'They Cloned Tyrone'. It alludes to fellatio.
Yo girl, you gonna give me a shalamar?

Bitch, get on your knees, open wide, and gimme a shalamar.
Shalamar by rnaiks August 15, 2023

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

Shalamar 

One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.
I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
Shalamar by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019
A portmanteau (a blend of two or more words and their meanings into one) of shame and lame.

Not to be confused with Shalom (the traditional Jewish greeting/farewell/word for peace)
(Person A and B are watching Carlos Mencia on tv..)

A: Yo, check this miserable fool trying to be funny..
B: Hahaha! Damn man. Shalame.
Shalame by haxico December 9, 2010

shalamar 

Shalamar is a great friend. She loves animals and will never give up on her dreams. She is "blessed" in many areas, but she is not slutty. She knows how to pick true friends. Her friends will always stand by her side and protect her. She has a beautiful personality that is found attractive by many. Lastly she doesn't like many of her facial features but everyone around thinks they are absolutely adorable.
Boy 1: Shalamar's nose is soooo cute.

Boy 2: Shut up! Shalamar only likes baseball players.
shalamar by Nahomie16 June 27, 2016