11 definitions by Max1984Harper

Gee I was so hungover from last night I had to have a Kipperoonie
by Max1984Harper December 12, 2018
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One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.
I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019
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When your cat believes they are a better person than you.
The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.
by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018
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A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.
Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.
by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022
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When people get sick of hearing about Will and Jada Smith's crappy movies, marriage or lifes.
Joe Did you hear Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the oscars over the comment when He called Jada G.I Jane. Joe- Man I don't want to hear it I'm getting Will Smith Fatigue.
by Max1984Harper March 30, 2022
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A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.
Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.
by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018
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Someone who is trying to put you in difficult or dangerous situations for amusement or financial gain
What an asshole all that guy did all night was try to bait people to fight his friends he was totally pulling a Jake.
by Max1984Harper July 1, 2018
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