Max1984Harper's definitions

Convenient villain

An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.

Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.

by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018

Decepticat

A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.

Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.

by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018

Kipperoonie

The Australian way of saying afternoon nap.

Gee I was so hungover from last night I had to have a Kipperoonie

by Max1984Harper December 11, 2018

Holier Than Miow

When your cat believes they are a better person than you.

The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.

by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018

Will Smith Fatigue

When people get sick of hearing about Will and Jada Smith's crappy movies, marriage or lifes.

Joe Did you hear Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the oscars over the comment when He called Jada G.I Jane. Joe- Man I don't want to hear it I'm getting Will Smith Fatigue.

by Max1984Harper March 29, 2022

Shalamar

One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.

I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.

by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019

Moochun

Moochun is comprised of a variety of martial arts and martial sports mixed together in a useless way. Like combining Wing Chun and Mua Thai. The two systems are completely opposed yet fuck wits still try to combine the two.

That knob is teaching Moochun no wonder he's a useless fighter.

by Max1984Harper August 5, 2018