11 definitions by Max1984Harper

Kipperoonie

The Australian way of saying afternoon nap.

Gee I was so hungover from last night I had to have a Kipperoonie

by Max1984Harper December 12, 2018

Shalamar

One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.

I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.

by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019

Holier Than Miow

When your cat believes they are a better person than you.

The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.

by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018

Will Smith Fatigue

When people get sick of hearing about Will and Jada Smith's crappy movies, marriage or lifes.

Joe Did you hear Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the oscars over the comment when He called Jada G.I Jane. Joe- Man I don't want to hear it I'm getting Will Smith Fatigue.

by Max1984Harper March 30, 2022

Pulling a Jake

Someone who is trying to put you in difficult or dangerous situations for amusement or financial gain

What an asshole all that guy did all night was try to bait people to fight his friends he was totally pulling a Jake.

by Max1984Harper July 1, 2018

Flynnloader

The next generation of freeloaders that aren't content any longer just to mooch off peoples generosity. They also have to put pressure on people and haggle an even better deal because their so important.

That asshole asked me for another six beers after I offered him just one what a Flynnloader .

by Max1984Harper July 11, 2018

Convenient villain

An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.

Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.

by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018