Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.
by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018
One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.
I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019
IDAHOBIT day marks a day that stands against the discrimination of all Hobbit’s and little peoples of middle earth.
IDAHOBIT day is largely a day celebrated in middle earth after the age of Sauron largely due to the treatment of Hobbits by Elves and orcs.
by Max1984Harper May 20, 2025
Moochun is comprised of a variety of martial arts and martial sports mixed together in a useless way. Like combining Wing Chun and Mua Thai. The two systems are completely opposed yet fuck wits still try to combine the two.
by Max1984Harper August 05, 2018
Someone who is trying to put you in difficult or dangerous situations for amusement or financial gain
What an asshole all that guy did all night was try to bait people to fight his friends he was totally pulling a Jake.
by Max1984Harper July 01, 2018
The next generation of freeloaders that aren't content any longer just to mooch off peoples generosity. They also have to put pressure on people and haggle an even better deal because their so important.
by Max1984Harper July 11, 2018
An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.
Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.
by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018