Decepticat

A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.
Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.
by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018
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Shalamar

One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.
I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019
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IDAHOBIT day

IDAHOBIT day marks a day that stands against the discrimination of all Hobbit’s and little peoples of middle earth.
IDAHOBIT day is largely a day celebrated in middle earth after the age of Sauron largely due to the treatment of Hobbits by Elves and orcs.
by Max1984Harper May 20, 2025
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Moochun

Moochun is comprised of a variety of martial arts and martial sports mixed together in a useless way. Like combining Wing Chun and Mua Thai. The two systems are completely opposed yet fuck wits still try to combine the two.
That knob is teaching Moochun no wonder he's a useless fighter.
by Max1984Harper August 05, 2018
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Kipperoonie

Gee I was so hungover from last night I had to have a Kipperoonie
by Max1984Harper December 12, 2018
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Holier Than Miow

When your cat believes they are a better person than you.
The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.
by Max1984Harper August 08, 2018
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Birds with broken wings

A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.
Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.
by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022
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