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A no talent hack of a comedian who's considered 'edgy' by only himself. His name isnt Carlos, and he isnt Mexican, but FULL fag. He does material that hasn't been funny in years, or is more funny done by the ORIGINAL comedian who he stole it from.
Did u see my shit last night, it was almost as big a shit as carlos mencia
by jwka2001 March 30, 2009
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A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.

He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"

He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.

He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.

The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"

John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
by Someone you'd like to know August 14, 2006
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Carlos Mencia obviously added the last ten or so entries himself trying to glorify himself. The first twenty entries all knock that faggot. I seriously wouldn't be surprised one bit if this was true. I hate Carlos Mencia. He is a thief, and Joe Rogan should have knocked that filthy piece of shit the fuck out.
Person #1- I hope Carlos Mencia gets hit by lightning.

Person #2- Word.
by snickelfitch November 10, 2008
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A Comedian famous for his race humor. Has recently been given a show called "Mind of Mencia". He is highly unimaginative since the only thing he can do is play the Race Card. Which is almost as bad as constantly using the "I'm a guy, we're not complicated" Card which most other unimaginative comedians use. I hope he can think of some new material for his and his shows sake.
Carlos Mencia can make fun of retarded people too! DER DER DER!
by CorrodedBeing August 31, 2005
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Joke Stealer...
According to George Lopez Joe Rogan and EVERY COMEDIAN OUT THERE.
half german half hoduran real name Ned Holtess
Carlos Mencia' (aka Ned Holtess) stupid "DUH DUH DUUUUUH!" catch prase will curse us all just like the "wasssuuuuup" fiasco of the late 90's
by Diego Mejia October 13, 2005
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a comedian of Honduran-German descent, calling himself Mexican, who considers himself controversial and funny
Bob- "Did you see Carlos Mencia last night? What a funny Mexican. He shows its okay to use the word beaner."
Carlos- "What are you talking about? He's not even Mexican. Dumb ass!"
by ChinaGirl September 09, 2005
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