Shakespeare'd 

To die on one's birthday, like William Shakespeare did in 1616.

Little Timmy was sadly Shakespeare'd when Sam had strewn too far away from the pináta.

Shakespeare'd by Minty_Mechanic May 29, 2022

Shakespeare Dump 

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.

Shakespeare Dump by Roostafa March 31, 2010

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from 

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

Shakespearean Drunk 

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.

Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

Shakespearean Drunk by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010

shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

you got a shakespear dick!

shakespear dick by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespeare Lines 

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

Shakespeare Lines by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012