Shakespeare'd
Shakespeare'd by Minty_Mechanic May 29, 2022
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Shakespeare Dump
When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
Shakespeare Dump by Roostafa March 31, 2010
She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from
She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023
Shakespearean Drunk
The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
Shakespearean Drunk by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010
shakespear dick
shakespear dick by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015
Shakespeare
Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016
Shakespeare Lines
Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.
Shakespeare Lines by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026