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Sexanoia 

1. The belief that everyone is out to have sex with you; they only want sex from you and nothing else (esp. when it's not true)

2. The belief in that everyone is out to have sex with someone else you know, such as your girlfriend/boyfriend. (also esp. when it's not true)
Girl A: Did you see those guys looking at me? They only have one thing on their mind! Girl B: They were looking at your new car, that's just your sexanoia talking.
Sexanoia by Stooone@live March 11, 2009

loser de secano 

Dicese de la persona que tiene una vida aburrida y/o monotona, e.g. No sale de fiesta, no bebe, siempre cancela los planes para quedarse en casa, no liga, etc.
-!Hey! ¿vas a salir esta noche, javi?
-No, estoy cansado
-!Venga ya! No seas "loser de secano"
loser de secano by Rafa dk November 4, 2014
A handsome chad who played as Jesus Christ during 0 BC and pretended to die thus beginning the time of AD. People have not known of his eternal existence due to his invisibility cloak power.
The oracle says that once The Seyan reveals his true identity to the world, all of womankind shall become simps eternally, forever.
Welp.
Guy: Yeah so I was thinkin bout goin to the movies with you today
Girl: Wait.... is that seyan i see
Guy: not again god no
Girl: hey... how about later?
seyan by notseyan September 14, 2020
A very rare Spanish last name. People who tend to have this last name are Creative, honest, very hard working, and Beautiful people .
Guy: Hey Sedano how are you do doing with your new job?

Sedano: Amazing! I'm in a construction company.
sedano by Sans_X _Chara December 3, 2016

Seanog shields 

A gay wee cunt from crossmaglen
Hey look there is a cunt, his name is seanog shields

sayanora 

The last thing Ash Lynx and Eiji Okumura said to each other at the end.
Sa-yo-na-ra I should have never taught you that.
Sayanora was what they last said to each other anyway.
sayanora by lonely. riceball October 2, 2020