1 definition by notseyan
A handsome chad who played as Jesus Christ during 0 BC and pretended to die thus beginning the time of AD. People have not known of his eternal existence due to his invisibility cloak power.
The oracle says that once The Seyan reveals his true identity to the world, all of womankind shall become simps eternally, forever.
Welp.
The oracle says that once The Seyan reveals his true identity to the world, all of womankind shall become simps eternally, forever.
Welp.
Guy: Yeah so I was thinkin bout goin to the movies with you today
Girl: Wait.... is that seyan i see
Guy: not again god no
Girl: hey... how about later?
Girl: Wait.... is that seyan i see
Guy: not again god no
Girl: hey... how about later?
by notseyan September 14, 2020