seyan

A handsome chad who played as Jesus Christ during 0 BC and pretended to die thus beginning the time of AD. People have not known of his eternal existence due to his invisibility cloak power.
The oracle says that once The Seyan reveals his true identity to the world, all of womankind shall become simps eternally, forever.
Welp.

Guy: Yeah so I was thinkin bout goin to the movies with you today
Girl: Wait.... is that seyan i see
Guy: not again god no
Girl: hey... how about later?

seyan by notseyan September 14, 2020

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Sean Spicer

One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.

Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.

Sean Spicer by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017

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Sean Penn to the rescue!

A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.

Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!

Sean Penn to the rescue! by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020

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Sean Payton'd

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.

I just got Sean Payton'd.

Sean Payton'd by GManOfKC January 16, 2018