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Sexy time cat

A girl with a nice lookin kitty who likes sexy time
She had a sexy time cat

Dude and stc

And I have and sexy time dick
Don’t say that that’s and std
Sexy time cat by TAquaagina June 25, 2019

Big fat sexy jungle cat day 

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’

sexycats 

A very attractive, mid twenties feline who works in a professional setting and has the effortless inherent ability to make older, married males feel falsely charming, virile and master of the universe-like in her presence. Paradoxical personality of timorously audacious and sensibly capricious wrapped up as a sophisticated ingénue. Has beguiling smile, an ass you would eat your daughter's wedding cake off of, and can throw back shots of tequila like an unemployed Mexican tattoo artist.
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, fuckin’ Sexycats wants me!
Older Married Dude 2: Ahhh Dude, you’re 15 years too old, balding and out of shape
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, she fuckin’ digs my shit!
Older Married Dude 2: Dude! You’re a fucking idiot! You don’t have a chance!
Older Married Dude 1: Dude...
sexycats by Horatio Humpalot January 17, 2009

sexycation 

A vacation spent with your boo.
"What are Lindsey and John doing this weekend?"
"They're shacking up in a hotel room in Atlantic City, having lots of hot sex."
"Oh, you mean they're taking a sexycation!"
sexycation by LindseyEY January 11, 2009