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sextracted 

being distracted by sex; unable to concentrate due to sex on your mind.
Bob: "You're not listening to me"

Sue: "No, i'm sextracted."
sextracted by phinesse March 7, 2009
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Sextracted 

The state of being so horny that one cannot focus on the tasks at hand.
"I was so sextracted last night that i didn't write my term paper but my professor understood."
"I called in sextracted to work today and got the day off to wait at home for my girlfriend to get back."
Sextracted by Charles B. Higgins December 12, 2009

Frustrally Sextrated 

The emotion of going too long without sex.
I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.
Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009

sextracker 

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.
Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
sextracker by Nickarossi August 1, 2007

Stracted 

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.
You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.
Stracted by TDThom October 17, 2007

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.
dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

sextraterrestrial 

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.
The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.
sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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