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Sexsemist 

When a person, only does things for people if they get sex in return.
Matthew is such a sexsemist , he's only nice to all the girls, so that he can smash later on.
Sexsemist by JayquanZ September 24, 2017
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Sexsmith 

Sexsmith is a small little town in northern Alberta. The people here live off nicotine and tabaco. We drive big jacked up rigs and like to think we’re cool. If yo don’t fuck with cats you ain’t welcome there.
“Hey you fuck with the cats?” -Bob

“Of course I do I’m from Sexsmith mother fucker!” -Joe
Sexsmith by Barrelracer160 March 28, 2019

Ron Sexsmith 

Great Canadian singer/songwriter. Only one facial expression. often confused with Great Sex Tapes.
person 1: Did you see the new Ron Sexsmith video?
person 2: heh heh... SEXsmith...
person 1: oh, REAL mature
Mike: great sex tapes?
Ron Sexsmith by el Sethro February 28, 2005

seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way
justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.
seismeister by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021

sexsistant 

n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.
"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."
sexsistant by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

Sextremist 

Sex·trem·ist

Parts of Speech: noun

noun: sextremist; plural noun: sextremists

"a person who exercises an astronomical extremity of sexual thoughts, actions, and personal views about various extreme sexual fantasies, especially one who resorts to or advocates sextreme action"
I over heard Jodie and Nick discussing hardcore sextremist foreplay fantasies they plan on doing this Friday. the conversation was hot, spicy and full of excitement I got an hard on.
Sextremist by Anthos El Ma'at Ra August 8, 2014

Janelle Sexsmith 

Hottest girl I know. Too bad she lives in another city.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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