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Sexsmith 

Sexsmith is a small little town in northern Alberta. The people here live off nicotine and tabaco. We drive big jacked up rigs and like to think we’re cool. If yo don’t fuck with cats you ain’t welcome there.
“Hey you fuck with the cats?” -Bob

Of course I do I’m from Sexsmith mother fucker!” -Joe
Sexsmith by Barrelracer160 March 28, 2019

Ron Sexsmith 

Great Canadian singer/songwriter. Only one facial expression. often confused with Great Sex Tapes.
person 1: Did you see the new Ron Sexsmith video?
person 2: heh heh... SEXsmith...
person 1: oh, REAL mature
Mike: great sex tapes?
Ron Sexsmith by el Sethro February 28, 2005

seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way
justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.
seismeister by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021

sexsistant 

n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.
"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."
sexsistant by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

Sextremist 

Sex·trem·ist

Parts of Speech: noun

noun: sextremist; plural noun: sextremists

"a person who exercises an astronomical extremity of sexual thoughts, actions, and personal views about various extreme sexual fantasies, especially one who resorts to or advocates sextreme action"
I over heard Jodie and Nick discussing hardcore sextremist foreplay fantasies they plan on doing this Friday. the conversation was hot, spicy and full of excitement I got an hard on.