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n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.

"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."

sexsistant by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

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Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

Sexistential Crisis by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

Sexistentialism

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

Sexistentialism by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

sexistentialist

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

sexistentialist by Katsu May 8, 2005

Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

Sexistential Angst by GullibleZine March 8, 2007

sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

sexistential dissapointment by dave young December 2, 2005

sexssistant

girlfriend who helps you make your dick appointment happen

“wow what a great sexssistant, she chose the best hotel for our night”

sexssistant by _hello123_ January 25, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026