sexsistant

n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.

"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."

by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

Sexistentialism

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

sexistentialist

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

by GullibleZine March 8, 2007

sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

by dave young December 2, 2005

sexssistant

girlfriend who helps you make your dick appointment happen

“wow what a great sexssistant, she chose the best hotel for our night”

by _hello123_ January 25, 2021