sexssistant 

girlfriend who helps you make your dick appointment happen

“wow what a great sexssistant, she chose the best hotel for our night”

sexssistant by _hello123_ January 25, 2021

sexsistant 

n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.

"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."

sexsistant by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009