Sexpen 

1) A penis, or phallic object.

2) A dildo pen. Thus a pen you have sex with.

3) A play pen for orgies.

1) "Can I play with your sexpen?"

2) "Dude, I forgot to take my sexpen out of my bag, and it almost fell out in front of my boss!"

3) "Would you like to join me in the sexpen, its an all-nighter."

Sexpen by The two witches December 5, 2010

sexsensually 

A portmanteau of sexually and sensually.

Judy: "Thanks for helping me, guys. I mean, Gill is nice, he is nice, but I am not interested in him sexually, or sensually, or sexsensually, which is sеx, but with candles and a breeze."

sexsensually by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022

Sexperimentx 

Adopted little fat woman with self esteem issues.

She began her career in the film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) playing E.T.

oh I remember you ! you are Sexperimentx, The actress who played E.T!

Sexperimentx by nobody.22 December 29, 2022

sexsensual 

When a woman has the rare combination of being
both sexy and sensual at the same time.

He noticed her walking down the staircase ever so slowly. Her movements were slow like warm honey being poured onto a stack of pancakes while her smile, the way her clothes were clinging to her soft skin .. all of it made her sooooooo sexy and sensual = sexsensual.

sexsensual by alamocityguy February 23, 2011

The Serpent Maneuver 

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.

Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.

The Serpent Maneuver by Tony The Tank Mcstravick July 18, 2010

sexpectation

The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.

A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.

On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!

Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.

sexpectation by Talmanes November 17, 2005

Reverse Serpentor 

Masturbating while at a famous tomb or burial place.

In G.I. Joe, Cobra created Serpentor by visiting the tombs of some of the world's most famous historical figures and extracting their DNA.

By performing a Reverse Serpentor, you are instead leaving your DNA at said tomb.

I just pulled a Reverse Serpentor at Jim Morrison's grave. Now I feel guilty and could use a quick nap.

Reverse Serpentor by Lazer Lancaster February 7, 2013