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sexdeprivatia

A disease caused by lack of sex and or when the person you love does not reciprocate.
Er: I have sexdeprivatia.
Den: Me too, I need sex.
sexdeprivatia by Justine37 March 6, 2013
A person who steals his best friend girlfriend (sloppy seconds). Thinks he is cool and gets rejected from every girl he sees. Has shit hair, half fat and loves to suck cock. Normaly from Ireland (country for gays) and is so lonley he penatrates almost evreything he sees, including his stuffed toys.
That guy is such a Segdae
Segdae by Mr Cock Sucker September 26, 2018

sexdaily 

yeah, sorry about that, i have sexdaily- i mean dyslexia
sexdaily by Mohawk666ImI June 23, 2016
Make-out Monday,
Titty Tuesday,
Hump day (Wednesday),
Thick-Thigh Thursday,
Full-Fuck Friday,
Suck-Off Saturday,
Switch-It-Up Sunday.
Hey, what Sexday is it?

Oh, It's Switch-It-Up Sunday, so we should try something new.
Sexday by Nitrousdragon June 18, 2019

sexdecillion 

a number followed by 51 zeros
a sexdecillion years
Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
David Bowie lived 1 sexade long.
Sexade by gregben May 29, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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