Sexday

Make-out Monday,
Titty Tuesday,
Hump day (Wednesday),
Thick-Thigh Thursday,
Full-Fuck Friday,
Suck-Off Saturday,
Switch-It-Up Sunday.

Hey, what Sexday is it?

Oh, It's Switch-It-Up Sunday, so we should try something new.

Sexday by Nitrousdragon June 18, 2019

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Sexdae

A sexual act, during which you slather peanut butter, chocolate, caramel and whipped cream on a woman's vagina, then lick it all off/out of her.

Hey, wanna come to my house? I have all the ingredients for a sexdae.

Sexdae by Vracer August 21, 2010

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National Sex Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!

National Sex Day by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

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Anal Sex Day

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies

Anal Sex Day by LiamTW March 31, 2021