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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexcellicious

Adjective describing a person, thing, or event that is so over-the-top in an outrageously and unashamedly sexy-fun way. It's an attitude, to enjoy your sexuality, sensuality, and life all at the same time. It is entirely positive and life-affirming.
Think Ann-Margaret at her most sexy-kittenish...but as a grown, self-respecting and proud woman who knows she wants pleasure and wants to share it with the world. She could be from the 18th century or today. She's not ashamed of her sexuality or sensuality. It's a gift that she wants to enjoy and share. She wants the world to feel pleasure, to be happy, to be the great, lusty, sexual beings we were born to be. That's sexcellicious.
sexcellicious by Mugsy's Moll February 25, 2009

Sexcessory 

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.
She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.
Sexcessory by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

Sexcessful1 

Someone who is sexually appealing and attractive that achieves or accomplished a desirable aim or purpose.
Sexcessful1 looking fine and making it happen.
Sexcessful1 by SEXCESSFUL1 July 29, 2015

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

sexcisions

Decisions, of a sexual nature. Can be negative or positive.
"Tina, put down the jäger and make good sexcisions tonight, ok?"
sexcisions by RitaManeata August 5, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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