Sexces

Pronounced secs-es (like exces)

Exces sex

I gots a lot of sexces last night

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE February 14, 2017

sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexcellicious

Adjective describing a person, thing, or event that is so over-the-top in an outrageously and unashamedly sexy-fun way. It's an attitude, to enjoy your sexuality, sensuality, and life all at the same time. It is entirely positive and life-affirming.

Think Ann-Margaret at her most sexy-kittenish...but as a grown, self-respecting and proud woman who knows she wants pleasure and wants to share it with the world. She could be from the 18th century or today. She's not ashamed of her sexuality or sensuality. It's a gift that she wants to enjoy and share. She wants the world to feel pleasure, to be happy, to be the great, lusty, sexual beings we were born to be. That's sexcellicious.

by Mugsy's Moll February 25, 2009

Sexcessory

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.

She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.

by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

Sexcessful1

Someone who is sexually appealing and attractive that achieves or accomplished a desirable aim or purpose.

Sexcessful1 looking fine and making it happen.

by SEXCESSFUL1 July 29, 2015

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

sexcisions

Decisions, of a sexual nature. Can be negative or positive.

"Tina, put down the jäger and make good sexcisions tonight, ok?"

by RitaManeata August 5, 2015