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Sexcessful 

Having extraordinarily good sex.
I get laid three times a day. Our relationship is wildly sexcessful.
Sexcessful by Anna's Fault April 14, 2017

sexcessful 

To gain success from sleeping with a person
Lad 1: I got d job.... But only coz I slept with the boss like
Lad 2: Aww mate you're dead sexcessful

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

successfulness 

The transcendental state of being sublimely happy, conjoined inexorably with the sense of primal self-satisfaction, on a persistently self-renewing and effortless basis.

This state broadcasts itself loudly and clearly, without the need ever to speak a word…

It is the pure essence of loving self-acceptance and self-appreciation which makes the possessor IRRESISTIBLY, COMPELLINGLY ATTRACTIVE to others simply because just being around someone who is THAT comfortable and positive feels so good, IT IS ADDICTIVE!
"I really admire Sir Richard Branson, his successfulness really comes through in interviews. It's hard to imagine him stressing about anything!"

Sexcessful1 

Someone who is sexually appealing and attractive that achieves or accomplished a desirable aim or purpose.
Sexcessful1 looking fine and making it happen.
Sexcessful1 by SEXCESSFUL1 July 29, 2015

Successful troll

A troll who manages to succeed in their mission of drawing up a response from his victims. This is managed through a carefully measured combination of subtlety, blatant disregard for personal beliefs, and a strong desire to piss people off without making it obvious they are a troll.
90% of what is on Urban Dictionary was posted by successful trolls. People lose their heads over these definitions!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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