Sexalepsy

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Is a condition whereby after orgasm the male subject continues to convulse for an extended period of time.

It can also manifest itself simply by thinking of sex or staring at boobs or other female bits.

Are you suffering from sexalepsy?

Sexalepsy by Samurai905 May 3, 2015

Words you can keep

Sexilepsy

When you have sex with someone and they have no discernable rythym, as if they have sex-epilepsy.

- That girl I took home from the bar last night was so hot but she kept moving around randomly like she experienced sexilepsy!

- I had the worst sex of my life this weekend with this girl who went into 'sexileptic' shock!

Sexilepsy by Knuckler7 September 29, 2009

Related Words

Sexalepsy • Sexolepsy • Sexilepsy • Sevilepsy • Sexilepcy

Sexolepsy

A condition where either partner habitually falls asleep during sex.

I first found out she suffered from sexolepsy when she was giving me this great slow blowjob one night, then stopped, and I looked down and she was asleep with her face in my crotch!

Sexolepsy by Zenhunter November 22, 2011

Sexilepcy

Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.

Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.

Sexilepcy by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

sexolepsy

A play on the words "Sex" and "Narcolepsy".

A condition where one immediately becomes tired and falls asleep after climaxing during sex. Most often seen in men, although women can experience it too.

I slept so well last night. Wayne's dick gave me that sexolepsy.

sexolepsy by SuperAunt3794 June 24, 2014

Sexilepsy

The act of having a seizure while performing oral sex.
This is typically thought of as the most pure form of pleasure for your partner...

I was going down on my girl the other night and we had a sexilepsy. She said it was the best sex of her life

Sexilepsy by Masturgater December 23, 2019

Sexolepsy

Falling asleep while getting laid, in any position.

Bitch must have sexolepsy, she fell asleep while I was still inside her and shit.

Sexolepsy by TheHanna October 15, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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