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Sexolepsy 

A condition where either partner habitually falls asleep during sex.
I first found out she suffered from sexolepsy when she was giving me this great slow blowjob one night, then stopped, and I looked down and she was asleep with her face in my crotch!
Sexolepsy by Zenhunter November 22, 2011
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sexolepsy 

A play on the words "Sex" and "Narcolepsy".

A condition where one immediately becomes tired and falls asleep after climaxing during sex. Most often seen in men, although women can experience it too.
I slept so well last night. Wayne's dick gave me that sexolepsy.
sexolepsy by SuperAunt3794 June 24, 2014
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Sexolepsy 

Falling asleep while getting laid, in any position.
Bitch must have sexolepsy, she fell asleep while I was still inside her and shit.
Sexolepsy by TheHanna October 15, 2008

Sexolepsy 

When he/she falls asleep during a sexual experience
I think she has sexolepsy because she passed out while I was performing cunnalingus
Sexolepsy by C7nn8ngl8ng78s5 March 23, 2021

Sexilepsy 

When you have sex with someone and they have no discernable rythym, as if they have sex-epilepsy.
- That girl I took home from the bar last night was so hot but she kept moving around randomly like she experienced sexilepsy!

- I had the worst sex of my life this weekend with this girl who went into 'sexileptic' shock!
Sexilepsy by Knuckler7 September 29, 2009

Sexilepcy 

Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.

Sexalepsy 

Is a condition whereby after orgasm the male subject continues to convulse for an extended period of time.

It can also manifest itself simply by thinking of sex or staring at boobs or other female bits.
Are you suffering from sexalepsy?
Sexalepsy by Samurai905 May 3, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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