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Sexilepsy 

When you have sex with someone and they have no discernable rythym, as if they have sex-epilepsy.
- That girl I took home from the bar last night was so hot but she kept moving around randomly like she experienced sexilepsy!

- I had the worst sex of my life this weekend with this girl who went into 'sexileptic' shock!
Sexilepsy by Knuckler7 September 29, 2009
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Sexilepsy 

The act of having a seizure while performing oral sex.
This is typically thought of as the most pure form of pleasure for your partner...
I was going down on my girl the other night and we had a sexilepsy. She said it was the best sex of her life
Sexilepsy by Masturgater December 23, 2019

Sexilepsy 

To convulse during and after an orgasm so intense that it resembles an epileptic seizure.
I've developed sexilepsy having such intense orgasms.
Sexilepsy by Bunny J. March 22, 2022

Sexolepsy 

A condition where either partner habitually falls asleep during sex.
I first found out she suffered from sexolepsy when she was giving me this great slow blowjob one night, then stopped, and I looked down and she was asleep with her face in my crotch!
Sexolepsy by Zenhunter November 22, 2011

Sexilepcy 

Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.

sexolepsy 

A play on the words "Sex" and "Narcolepsy".

A condition where one immediately becomes tired and falls asleep after climaxing during sex. Most often seen in men, although women can experience it too.
I slept so well last night. Wayne's dick gave me that sexolepsy.
sexolepsy by SuperAunt3794 June 24, 2014

Sexalepsy 

Is a condition whereby after orgasm the male subject continues to convulse for an extended period of time.

It can also manifest itself simply by thinking of sex or staring at boobs or other female bits.
Are you suffering from sexalepsy?
Sexalepsy by Samurai905 May 3, 2015
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