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sex offender shuffle 

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
sex offender shuffle by sethmad October 1, 2020

Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

sexoffendar

A sense or intuition that an individual may harbor perverted sexual preferences, particularly those of an illegal nature.

Closely related to the concept of gaydar, but in a far less socially acceptable manner.
I wasn't surprised when they found binders of child pornography in Tim's basement. My sexoffendar always pegged when he was around.
sexoffendar by spantol February 24, 2005

hobbitual sex offender 

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.
Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

sex offender 

your next door neighbor.
he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
sex offender by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

Borderline Sex Offender 

An individual like ricegum who is right at the border of becoming a sex offender. They try to justify any mistake and if they do apologize they give a half ass one. They often lack the ability the understand the idea of context. Often these creatures think they are a gangster or a pimp. This creature embodies everything that can be wrong with a man that has not committed a serious crime. Lucky we have good border control officers like iDubbbz Tv. The information of these creature was shown in the content cop about ricegum.
Guy1 " Dude did you hear that ricegum made fun of rape victim and said that you can rape her if you want to. And as a joke!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"

Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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