If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.
Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.
by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014
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A large hoary miscreant who lkes to troll irc boards
Hey look at that guy stirring up shit in the channel!

Yeah he's totally a sessone
by Ad-pop February 11, 2007
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