If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.
Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.
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A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
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Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.
Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.
Rich's arms were tired from all the beheading, but there were many more high school jocks, so he turned on Seasons in the Abyss and kept chopping.
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measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In
inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you
measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of
love.
525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan. 525,600 minutes - how can you measure
the life of a woman or man?
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried. In bridges he burned, or
the way that she died.
It’s time now to sing out, tho the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends. Remember
the love! Remember the love! Remember
the love! Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love.
measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In
inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you
measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of
love.
525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan. 525,600 minutes - how can you measure
the life of a woman or man?
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried. In bridges he burned, or
the way that she died.
It’s time now to sing out, tho the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends. Remember
the love! Remember the love! Remember
the love! Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love.
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