Sessionist

A session musician who doesn’t have time to say “session musician.”

Spence Peppard plays guitar in the studio, but since “session musician” takes entirely too long to say, he fancies himself a “sessionist.” What a dope.

Sessionist by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018

secessionist 

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

secessionist by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Seasonist

When a person prefers one season to the rest.

Dude you are so seasonist you whinge all winter that you wish it was summer!

Seasonist by Ikkle Mini October 21, 2011

Jeff Sessions 

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

kate sessions park 

A fairly large park on Mount Soledad in San Diego, right above from Pacific Beach. Notable for the large amount of people that come late at night to either smoke or have sex. Has a great view of mission bay and the downtown skyline.

1) My friends getting high up at kate sessions park right now
2) I totally banged this chick up at kate sessions last night in her car

kate sessions park by Chuckinitup March 11, 2008

Sessioning 

Getting hammered with a large group of friends; lots of alcohol involved typically

Here man, we're already sessioning at mine come on down! Some of the lads are already locked!

Sessioning by hardcoreSessioner May 5, 2011