Sesmachine
Sesmachine by All-knowing-mindbender April 7, 2010
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Submachine
A point-and-click game series made by Mateusz Skutnik where you travel through the Subnet trying to find your way out.
"At first we thought there was just one submachine.
But then Murtaugh came along, and showed us the truth. His ability to create karma portals between locations let him explore more than one third of the submachine net. That took him 32 years. How foolish were we in those early years.
Using his technology we were able to built our own portals to move between dimensions. Now we set up the laboratory, we have reconnaissance exploration teams...
...for submachines, we go on missions into the net trying to discover new places and parts of this greatest puzzle. Murtaugh said once that there is no 'greatest puzzle', no masterplan, no one is controlling this thing. But we think otherwise. There must be a purpose for all of things. We just have to find it. I thought this was all possible, but since Murtaugh deserted us, I'm not so sure anymore. But we found our purpose, we see it clearly. Do you?..." - from a note in Submachine 4.
But then Murtaugh came along, and showed us the truth. His ability to create karma portals between locations let him explore more than one third of the submachine net. That took him 32 years. How foolish were we in those early years.
Using his technology we were able to built our own portals to move between dimensions. Now we set up the laboratory, we have reconnaissance exploration teams...
...for submachines, we go on missions into the net trying to discover new places and parts of this greatest puzzle. Murtaugh said once that there is no 'greatest puzzle', no masterplan, no one is controlling this thing. But we think otherwise. There must be a purpose for all of things. We just have to find it. I thought this was all possible, but since Murtaugh deserted us, I'm not so sure anymore. But we found our purpose, we see it clearly. Do you?..." - from a note in Submachine 4.
Submachine by MarcoGamer August 7, 2016
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submachine gun
A class of firearm that is intented for fully automatic firing and chambers pistol ammunitions. In some sense it is basically a pistol with full auto capability.
It is generally used in close combat where accuracy is less important than rate of fire. The usage of pistol ammunitions means lower recoil than conventional rifles, thus enabling it to be fired at high rate, but it also means it has less stopping power and a shorter effective range.
(note: civilian SMGs are often converted that so they are only capable of semi-auto fire.)
Do not confuse it with assault rifle. An assault rifle is technically a cross between a conventional rifle and a SMG.
It is generally used in close combat where accuracy is less important than rate of fire. The usage of pistol ammunitions means lower recoil than conventional rifles, thus enabling it to be fired at high rate, but it also means it has less stopping power and a shorter effective range.
(note: civilian SMGs are often converted that so they are only capable of semi-auto fire.)
Do not confuse it with assault rifle. An assault rifle is technically a cross between a conventional rifle and a SMG.
HK MP5 is a German SMG.
Uzi is commonly portrayed in movies.
The M1 Thompson, or "Tommy gun" is a submachine gun used during the Second World War.
Uzi is commonly portrayed in movies.
The M1 Thompson, or "Tommy gun" is a submachine gun used during the Second World War.
submachine gun by Kickyourmom October 20, 2005
Smegmachine Gun
The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Smegmachine Gun by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014
sexmachine
sexmachine by Anonymous December 7, 2002
saxmachine
The name given to he (or she) who demonstrates the ability to administer face melting solo's, perform super cool phrases and make the sax look damn fine, sexy in fact...
Martin: Damn man, check out that dude on lead alto... his super freaky!
Ryan: Yea. Man that boy is a SAXMACHINE!!
Ryan: Yea. Man that boy is a SAXMACHINE!!
saxmachine by 'the' saxmachine July 11, 2007
Sexmachine 1.0
A description applied to a certain person who deserves to be held in extremely high regard by all for their computer skills, lack of lateral thinking ability, enthusiasm for mathematics, and being inordinately cute and cuddly. Seriously. Usually has a fantastically monotone voice.
1) Sexmachine 1.0 just schooled me in the proper coding of hit detection in Marcromedia Flash 8. I am in awe at his masterful knowledge. And cuddliness.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
Sexmachine 1.0 by Not Pechvarry November 12, 2006