The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.
Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"
by Definitive Doom November 15, 2004
Get the Servature mug.an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself
person 1: dude, where have you been?? i've been waiting here for an hour!!!
person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama
bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama
bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!
by sigglet December 13, 2010
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The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast
Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis
Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis
by ggfivetimesnore May 20, 2023
Get the Indentured Servitude Curve mug.by Wheres-The-Fun-in-That December 10, 2014
Get the Pervature mug.1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.
2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.
2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.
by Mike October 12, 2004
Get the servitude mug.Generationally Indentured Servitude is white people indenturing other white people to work for them; they believe they're "Earning An Honest Living" as "employees" or "small businesses" or "mom & pop shop" by means of; work harder not necessarily smarter, no minimum wage increases despite gross inflation, keep paying countless taxes, keep filing taxes hoping for a return, don't tax the wealthy, conceivably secure a 'nest egg' and anticipate retirement by 65 • but it's really 70 • all in the hopes of becoming a thousandaires while the ones they worked for became gross millionaires... and billionaires and so on.. and they double down that anyone who didn't get to become a thousandaire is their own fault, and themselves not becoming a millionaire is because democrats and lazy people - Not Rightists ALEC - despite ALEC Exposed proving otherwise!
Cashier "your total is $20.18"
Older Man "so many businesses closed because people and kids are lazy and don't want to work these days"
*others nodded in agreement*
Cashier "$10 sir and all these registers are open for you all today because people are working but not for much money "
Older man "I can't find my EBT card"
Cashier "you can't buy alcohol with EBT sir"
Older Man "all my money goes to rent and I'm retired... you should have done better in school and you'd have a better job"
Older Woman "Bob I know you, you had a trade but you're broke, use ebt and even with trade school you still been in and out of jobs and jail.. leave this kid and others alone.. Don't be a hypocrite"
Older Man "See if I would've been a better employee and tried better I wouldn't be in this spot"
Older Woman "that's right - you could've been a broke machine shop owner who's lost their business instead of a broke retired employee - big deal - thank goodness for good ol generational indentured servitude for not keeping us a float and broke oh the joy!
Older Man "we'll at least I'm not like 'others' out there who've spent their whole lives on welfare"
Cashier "sir have a good day..... next".
Older Woman ".. must be nice being at the top of the food chain and still losing: and we know what he means by others : what a sheep and what loser"
Cashier "facts"
Older Man "so many businesses closed because people and kids are lazy and don't want to work these days"
*others nodded in agreement*
Cashier "$10 sir and all these registers are open for you all today because people are working but not for much money "
Older man "I can't find my EBT card"
Cashier "you can't buy alcohol with EBT sir"
Older Man "all my money goes to rent and I'm retired... you should have done better in school and you'd have a better job"
Older Woman "Bob I know you, you had a trade but you're broke, use ebt and even with trade school you still been in and out of jobs and jail.. leave this kid and others alone.. Don't be a hypocrite"
Older Man "See if I would've been a better employee and tried better I wouldn't be in this spot"
Older Woman "that's right - you could've been a broke machine shop owner who's lost their business instead of a broke retired employee - big deal - thank goodness for good ol generational indentured servitude for not keeping us a float and broke oh the joy!
Older Man "we'll at least I'm not like 'others' out there who've spent their whole lives on welfare"
Cashier "sir have a good day..... next".
Older Woman ".. must be nice being at the top of the food chain and still losing: and we know what he means by others : what a sheep and what loser"
Cashier "facts"
by FerrariUnicorn February 19, 2023
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