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Servature 

The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.
Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"
Servature by Definitive Doom November 15, 2004
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Hey have you heard of that Shelvatron fella ? Seems like a massive stud
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The degree of swerving; a swerved condition/ the state of swerve

(at a point of swerve) the derivative of the inclination of the tangent with respect to arc length.
Damn, ay he got that fresh on dripping swagoo 8 outta 10 on tha swervature scale bih, word to God!
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She never texted back help me figure out how hard I should swerve her.

Swervature.
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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