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serviture 

an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself
person 1: dude, where have you been?? i've been waiting here for an hour!!!

person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama

bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!
serviture by sigglet December 13, 2010
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servite high school

all boys high-school in Anaheim, California. i cant feel anymore

Indentured Servitude Curve 

The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast

Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis
"Vatche has an indentured servitude curve the size of a 40 year old woman"
An all boys Catholic school in SoCal where young boy are supposedly turned into “men”. They are known for sports and shaving their heads. Boys who attend Servite either have discipline problems or have social problems with females.
girl 1: wait he goes to servite? and youre still talking to him wth!!
girl 2: yeah he cheated on a bunch of girls but i think he can change!
servite by abunchofangrygirls January 11, 2021

Indentured Swervitude 

When you allow a stripper to work off her debt to you by performing various acts of physical pleasure.
Since glittergirl couldn't afford to pay her rent, I allowed her to work it off in indentured Swervitude.
Located in Perth, WA, Servite College is well known as the worst school of it's type. Despite the fact that it is private, the school itself has the smallest budget in the world, thus not providing it's students with adequate facilities, or even a worthwhile education. The school lacks a pool or even an oval, which reflects on the schools lack of sporting achievement. Early 2009 the school decided to knock a frequently used building down, which of course left the students with nowhere to run around. It even left the school without classrooms, with many of the classes being held outside, even when raining.

The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.

The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.
a frequently heard quote is:
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'
servite by luckylocky January 8, 2010

Servitor 

A entity created from magick. The more intelligent servitors are known to sometimes rebel against their master. They are very popular in chaos magick. Rowsats is an example of a type of servitor known as an egregore. Rowsats was created by Sasimoh.
My servitor ate my homework
Servitor by Sane Prophet October 11, 2007