Swervature 

The degree of swerving; a swerved condition/ the state of swerve

(at a point of swerve) the derivative of the inclination of the tangent with respect to arc length.

Damn, ay he got that fresh on dripping swagoo 8 outta 10 on tha swervature scale bih, word to God!

Swervature by Constantine_Rubby April 19, 2018

Swervature 

Noun.
The exact degree to which you swerve someone.

She never texted back help me figure out how hard I should swerve her.

Swervature.

Swervature by DJ whatever December 7, 2016

serviture 

an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself

person 1: dude, where have you been?? i've been waiting here for an hour!!!

person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama

bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!

serviture by sigglet December 13, 2010

Indentured Swervitude 

When you allow a stripper to work off her debt to you by performing various acts of physical pleasure.

Since glittergirl couldn't afford to pay her rent, I allowed her to work it off in indentured Swervitude.

Indentured Swervitude by DirtySanch3z April 27, 2015

Servature 

The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.

Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"

Servature by Definitive Doom November 15, 2004

shelvature 

The creative process of putting shelves into your living environment.

How is your shelvature coming along?

shelvature by mrbil February 25, 2025