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Seabitch 

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.
A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.
Seabitch by TMTC October 20, 2008

sexbitch 

someone who will do anything/everything to get laid by one specific person, thus making him/her their sexbitch
guy 1: dude i need to fuck her
guy 2: bro you're her sexbitch
sexbitch by tweeker of Atown December 24, 2010

Seabitch 

A slutty girl that lives along a coastline. A girl that goes to the clubs and likes to go home with tourist passing through.
"Better not be fucking a Seabitch while you're in Florida"
Seabitch by dat m8 June 2, 2017

Sebitchtian 

Someone who belongs to Naomi and does whatever she wants and says without complaining .But when he doesn't he gets yelled at and smacked around and becomes a bitch he also has to listen to mater Naomi
I saw this couple yesterday and she had a sebitchtian I felt so bad for him
Sebitchtian by bubbly Naomi October 13, 2015

Seabitch 

Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Look at that Seabitch!
Seabitch by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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