Septurnal

A person who is fat and more
than Septurn.

This Guy right here
is Septurnal!

by LucaXtagVtag November 14, 2020

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

io saturnalia

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."

Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.

by cirria November 28, 2006

Saturnalia

Saturnalia is the ancient Roman holiday celebrated around the winter solstice.

It was in praise of the god Saturn, and consisted of a huge drunken orgy.

Another common practice during this festival was the switching of slave and master roles. for one day, all the slave owners gave up their power to their slaves.

the common saying for this festival (ex. merry Christmas) was "Io Saturnalia" pronounced "yo saturnalia."

"hurray, for it is the solstice! Io Saturnalia everyone. Now fetch me some wine and let us get naked."

by emuluver December 24, 2008

sexternal

When someone shares too much information about their love life or personal affairs.

Sally filled me in on every detail of her date wtih John; she's so sexternal.

by theplace December 11, 2009

septumal deviant

a coke addict. Refers to a deviated septum, which many chronic and heavy users of cocaine suffer due to erosion of the tissues in the inner nose.

I'd stay away from that septumal deviant, all she's got on her brain is that wack ass crack.

by Chomsky66 November 13, 2007

sexternality

A cost or benefit imposed on a third party by a couple having sex.

My roommate and his girlfriend's refusal to dispose of condoms properly presented a pretty serious sexternality to anyone using the sidewalk outside their bedroom window.

by Dog-sized Spider April 25, 2014