Simmel

Simmel is a sweet and kind-hearted girl. She is honest, trustworthy and hates it when others lie. Simmel's are typically emotional people but they are the best kind of friends to have around.

Simmel is such a kind soul.

by riverdalestan.12 December 15, 2018

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Stimmel

To spill any combination of food or beverage on your shirt and/or tie while eating.

This cheeseburger is messy. I hope I don't stimmel myself.

by LongLivePJS August 8, 2017

Sommeliar

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

by kyros August 7, 2016

simuel canon

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

by mercifuil September 17, 2023

fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

simmer down

Calm down, chill out.

Simmer down!

by Dominick January 14, 2004