Samboner

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).

"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."

by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

Shamboner

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.

"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."

by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Stamboner

When a thought about a person with the last name "Stambovsky" arises someone sexually.

I got a Stamboner when thinking of _____ Stambovsky last night.

by Spot Collins February 24, 2011

Saboner

when an asian gets a boner that lasts for 5 minute, and in that 5 minutes fucks egg rolls.

That dude over there is a Saboner

by Shannen January 13, 2005

Saboner

a very annoying, but fun Sabina. Sometimes may jock you but is still loved *** cough by many. =)

Yo Saboner stfu.

by Mahi chacha October 22, 2008

Saboner

a boy who tends to play with his own poo and smells the poo particles which get in his eyes causing him to get pink eye.

if you like the smell of poo your a saboner

by Breaver Big D November 23, 2007