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One of those annoying partial erections. Not quite hard enough to masturbate with, but hard enough to be seen by people if you stand up. They're also rather difficult to get rid of, because by the time you get one you want to get the rest of the erection.
Jason: brb getting milk -gets up-
Mom: You're semiboned, son. I don't need to see that.
Jason: -.-
semiboned by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

Semiconductor

Material that only conducts electricity when it feels like it.
I called my CPU a jerk, and now it's not working... damned moody semiconductors.
Semiconductor by BostonTechGuy December 16, 2009
Mike has a sembone
Sembone by The EUG September 19, 2009
not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language
"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"
semitone by ryan July 23, 2003

semiconductors

People who cross-dress. Politically correct way of saying "transistors" ("trans-sisters").
I think we just turned the wrong way and wound up in the Castro District. I see a lot of semiconductors on this street.
semiconductors by pentozali December 28, 2005
it's more so characterized as a poor decision at the time of needed good decision. for example, too fancy of puck handling, a bad penalty taken at an unnecessary time, an obsession for the great 8, and the sometimes occasional decent goal.. but general inconsistency.
You've been semined.
Semined by CAPSGIRLSHELL April 30, 2011

Seminoled 

The football player was arrested after he seminoled his girlfriend.
Seminoled by Peezers August 1, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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