4 definitions by Toastwaver
When you finally go to bed after a 48-hour Vegas coke, booze and hooker binge and you lay on your back in the hotel bed, staring at the ceiling, arms tight to your sides, losing your shit, questioning your decision-making ability and praying you'll survive.
During breakfast at the Bellagio: "How'd you sleep last night? Do a little one-man luge in your hotel room?"
by Toastwaver March 23, 2016
A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.
Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."
"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
by Toastwaver January 22, 2021
When your bathroom stall is out of toilet paper and you have to crawl under the stall to the neighboring stall while not touching the floor with any part of your body other than your hands and feet. The term derives from the unique way in which golfer Camilo Villegas lines up his putts.
I didn't realize until I finished shitting that there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to Camilo Villegas to the next stall to wipe my ass.
by Toastwaver March 29, 2018
"Listen to the podcast at 1.25":
Code for when moms and dads do cocaine. Because it's like listening to a podcast at 1.25 speed. It speeds up the conversation just a bit.
Code for when moms and dads do cocaine. Because it's like listening to a podcast at 1.25 speed. It speeds up the conversation just a bit.
"Listen to the podcast at 1.25":
1. Talking on the phone: If you and Mark bring the wine, I'll get the podcast going at 1.25.
2. Q: How'd you sleep? A: Not too well. Marie and I had the podcast going at 1.25 last night. It was a good one.
Variation: "1.5", if you did a lot of blow. (Example: The night got a little crazy when we got back from the club. The podcast was at least at 1.5." )
1. Talking on the phone: If you and Mark bring the wine, I'll get the podcast going at 1.25.
2. Q: How'd you sleep? A: Not too well. Marie and I had the podcast going at 1.25 last night. It was a good one.
Variation: "1.5", if you did a lot of blow. (Example: The night got a little crazy when we got back from the club. The podcast was at least at 1.5." )
by Toastwaver June 21, 2022