Seaside herpes are obtained when you follow a trend and go to seaside for spring break and hang around a bunch of people during a pandemic and hook-up with 12 people in one sitting
Oh you went to seaside this spring break?? And you was around Eliza, Ava, Bella, Claire, Chloe, AND ASHLEY???? You got me FUCKKEDDD up if you think imma spend one more second around yo seaside herpes havin basic ass
an silly looking fellow from north jersey/new york who comes to new jersey coastal towns for summer weekends. generally has no manners and drives expensive cars. usually dresses somewhat like a girl. wears clothes too small for him. goes tanning. gets his eyebrows waxed. wears sneakers/shoes in the summer. has spiked/blown out greasy hair. spends way too much money on self gratification. impossible to miss. litters on the beach. ruins the local coastal area for everyone else. thinks he is better then others. is a nuisance to locals.
"I woke up this morning and there was this seaside tony sleeping on my lawn so I turned the hose on him and he scurried away."
"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
The condition resulting from a men's bathing suit mesh getting filled with sand while frolicking at the beach, usually collecting in the area surrounding the perineum (sbab, taint, grundel, gooch), and bringing forth a gritty discomfort.