You got to love you a Seásia she is truly one of a kind. When she loves, she loves hard. She fun, courageous, high drive for motivation and makes the world her dream land. Having her means you are someone special and worth knowing.
Seaside herpes are obtained when you follow a trend and go to seaside for spring break and hang around a bunch of people during a pandemic and hook-up with 12 people in one sitting
Oh you went to seaside this spring break?? And you was around Eliza, Ava, Bella, Claire, Chloe, AND ASHLEY???? You got me FUCKKEDDD up if you think imma spend one more second around yo seaside herpes havin basic ass
an silly looking fellow from north jersey/new york who comes to new jersey coastal towns for summer weekends. generally has no manners and drives expensive cars. usually dresses somewhat like a girl. wears clothes too small for him. goes tanning. gets his eyebrows waxed. wears sneakers/shoes in the summer. has spiked/blown out greasy hair. spends way too much money on self gratification. impossible to miss. litters on the beach. ruins the local coastal area for everyone else. thinks he is better then others. is a nuisance to locals.
"I woke up this morning and there was this seaside tony sleeping on my lawn so I turned the hose on him and he scurried away."
"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
The one and only greatest girlfriend in the world. Stasia is a person who is always there for anyone that's in need of anything. Stasia is by far beyond perfection and her big heart is only parralled by her gorgeous dimpled smile and her stunning beauty.
"My girlfriend is honestly the best, man."
"Yea, she's a total Stasia for sure!"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.