3 definitions by rvb
an silly looking fellow from north jersey/new york who comes to new jersey coastal towns for summer weekends. generally has no manners and drives expensive cars. usually dresses somewhat like a girl. wears clothes too small for him. goes tanning. gets his eyebrows waxed. wears sneakers/shoes in the summer. has spiked/blown out greasy hair. spends way too much money on self gratification. impossible to miss. litters on the beach. ruins the local coastal area for everyone else. thinks he is better then others. is a nuisance to locals.
"I woke up this morning and there was this seaside tony sleeping on my lawn so I turned the hose on him and he scurried away."
"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
by rvb June 13, 2006
by rvb June 26, 2012
very drunk. drunk to the point of blackout or self-urination, possibly self defication. usually results in some sort of regret.
"He was so slobbed he slept on the neighbors porch and peed his pants."
"I woke up this morning and one of my eyebrows was gone, along with one of my shoes and all of my money, man I was slobbed last night."
"I woke up this morning and one of my eyebrows was gone, along with one of my shoes and all of my money, man I was slobbed last night."
by rvb June 13, 2006