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An abbreviated for “Sex Friend” from Japan. A friend who is always there to fuck with you whenever you are feeling low or whenever you feel like fucking.
He’s kinda cute, but he’s just my sefuré.

I’d rather be her sefuré than dating her seriously.

She’s not my girlfriend, she’s just my sefuré.
Sefuré by AsianTeenager February 8, 2018
Words you can keep
Bob is only my sefure; we are not in a relationship.
sefure by Linrad November 30, 2013

Bag Secured 

My future looking good because my bag secured.
Bag Secured by mayvenn January 5, 2017
A person who abuses their staff powers so he can start shit and be a dick. Fires his best staff members and hires pieces of shit in their place. Confirmed to have Down's Syndrome. Sees his players as dollar signs rather than people. Douchebag
Wow, that guy is acting like a total SecuredMC!
SecuredMC by Stephen_Hawking July 25, 2014

SecureOne 

A word commonly used to describe those who are lowlife and have no realistic goals with their lives. Often used to also describe those who are criminally inclined, enjoy bullying others for pleasure and entertainment, think that they are champagne in a fall glass when they're luke warm piss in a cup and act like they are the village hardman but are nothing more than a cowardly quim on the side of the road.
Person 1: Did you hear about what Becky did?

Person 2: Yes she's an absolute SecureOne. Stay away from her at all costs as she’ll do nothing but deceive, lead you on, and reel you in with her empty promises
SecureOne by JayA899 January 11, 2022

secure sex

knowing that you are going to get laid
dude, i've got secure sex tonight

Secure the Bag

The bag being anything you want/desire. You must obtain it or accomplish your goal. Secure the bag.
How do I secure the bag?
I secured the bag when I got the job.
Secure the Bag by Slayballs July 7, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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