Secondies
Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.
Secondies by theSecondYear September 26, 2018
Words you can keep
seconds per frame
Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021
Related Words
Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds
When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015
giving sondies
sondies is the term for 'fingering'.
may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'
term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football
may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'
term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football
"Did u give her some sondies?"
"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"
"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"
"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"
"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"
giving sondies by belterchild December 21, 2009
Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth
Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.
Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012
12 seconds
12 seconds by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006
Floppy Seconds
Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.
Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds
Floppy Seconds by davepaul March 19, 2011
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026