Secondies

Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.

"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic

Secondies by theSecondYear September 26, 2018

seconds per frame 

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming

Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.

seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015

giving sondies 

sondies is the term for 'fingering'.

may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'

term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football

"Did u give her some sondies?"

"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"

"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"

giving sondies by belterchild December 21, 2009

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth 

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

12 seconds 

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

12 seconds by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006

Floppy Seconds 

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

Floppy Seconds by davepaul March 19, 2011