Secondies
Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.
Secondies by theSecondYear September 26, 2018
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seconds per frame
Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021
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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds
When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015
giving sondies
sondies is the term for 'fingering'.
may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'
term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football
may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'
term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football
"Did u give her some sondies?"
"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"
"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"
"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"
"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"
giving sondies by belterchild December 21, 2009
Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth
Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.
Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012
12 seconds
12 seconds by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006
Floppy Seconds
Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.
Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds
Floppy Seconds by davepaul March 19, 2011
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