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When you burp up smoke after smoking

Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~

Second coming by gillygoat December 13, 2019

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Second Coming

The "Second Coming" is the primary target of a gangstalking/social engineering effort. Typically an enemy target of a community, state or federal government sponsored gangstalking group or syndicate.

I am the Senior Chief, formally the "second coming" but now known as the "Chosen One". Kenny was the previous "Second Coming".

Second Coming by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Second Coming of Christ

Barrack Obama

Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.

Second Coming of Christ by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009

The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

The Second Coming by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017

The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

The second coming of Jesus Christ by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.

Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

The Second Coming of Jesus by Seraph151 January 6, 2019

The Second Coming

A term that could be used on one for a male sex partner or friend to get them unwanted attention. Only works on someone everyone seems to "know" as is known as a straight male who associates with both sexes, typically called a "king".

The Second Coming is a word that if spread to the people around the selected target makes them almost famous if they meet certain criterea

The Second Coming by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026