When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
by gillygoat December 13, 2019
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Pebbledashing, explosive diarrhoea that follows a bog standard stool an hour or so earlier.
Huckle: That's the second time you've had a long loo break in the past hour, everything okay?
Berry: I just pebble dashed the coach house loo, must've been the late night vindaloo.

Huckle: Ah, the second coming...
by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
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After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
by Backhand Blasphemy December 27, 2016
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When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!
by Seraph151 January 06, 2019
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Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.
by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009
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Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
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A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.
OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.
by Terio Marin May 28, 2016
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