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Malheured

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
by Pierced69 May 5, 2023
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Dick-Tac

He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Wimpy

The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.
Hey bro, can you Wimpy me a bag until Tuesday?
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Transferance

The transfer or projection of thoughts, moods, feelings, pain and pleasure via the human brain by use of psychoenergetics or "the energy of the mind". Synonymous with projection of the same human abstracts. A vital part of transhumanism without which the human mind could never achieve anything beyond the third dimension.
Through transferance I was able to experience how it felt to be a butterfly or a blade of grass with a cool breeze blowing over it after a fresh cut. Amazing!
by Pierced69 August 9, 2022
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Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.
Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.
by Pierced69 August 9, 2022
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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