Sebastianism
We screw actual God and we proclaim Sebastian Michaelis as a new one. A religion dedicated to our Lord and Saviour Sebastian.
Sebastianism by 💅🖤 November 5, 2020
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Hoosier Sebastianism
A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.
Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!
Hoosier Sebastianism by Duckbutt December 28, 2003
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sebastianic
adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.
Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.
Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?
Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.
Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?
Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
sebastianic by mmGT April 24, 2011
Sebastianstansexual
Being attracted to Sebastian Stan, and Sebastian Stan only, because you have no real life or social contact.
Me: “I’m coming out as Sebastianstansexual.”
Friend I don’t have: “Oh so you’re a Stan stan mode: extreme?”
Me: “Yes.”
(I’m not funny, I know)
Friend I don’t have: “Oh so you’re a Stan stan mode: extreme?”
Me: “Yes.”
(I’m not funny, I know)
Sebastianstansexual by Mentallynothere July 24, 2021
Sebastians
Sebastians by JB & VC March 26, 2009
sebastiansaeps
She's one of the best people on tik tok. She makes AMAZING edits and she's my wifey. i love her so much and i will always support her!! her wife is bazvoid aka marina
sebastiansaeps i love you so much
sebastiansaeps by Marina Barnes February 9, 2022
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