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Charlie's way of spelling session, Dyslexic people am I right?
''Let's have a group crying session,''
''No, No it's seasion,''
Seasion by SUSSY AMONG US BALLS January 1, 2022
Words you can keep
The more intelligent way of saying session
“Gonna have a emo session with my friends
“That sounds pleasant but do you mean seasion my good friend?”
Seasion by Smart_charlie January 1, 2022

trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"

Seasonal DuHpressagain 

When some who is already a depressed, dark, cold, not fun, introverted drag, with truck loads of baggage stock piled, wakes up with another reason to hate life and bring those down who can smile and enjoy the date on the calendar, or the time of season it is.
1. PSA....My Seasonal DuHpressagain is making me drink these IPA's and making me put on this winter weight. I hate calendars.

2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.

dung session 

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.
In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

toothless sealion 

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in
toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

Big Nigga Season

The time from the first cold day, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.
Skinny niggas hold on real tight to your girl cause its Big Nigga Season
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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