Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.

he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Seasoning

Shit white folk cant eat but claim they can because they were feeling sassy after eating a lightly salted lays chip a week ago

Some white kid: oh boy time for seasoning!
Mom: oh dont put to much season on there billy!
Some white kid: theres never to much salt mom!

by Bihwhat June 23, 2018

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

seasoning

The opposite of a turkey mayonnaise sandwich, having some street to you, and some cultural flavor

person one: yo who the fuck is that white bitch
person two: calm down b, she got some seasonings

by Mikokona September 27, 2019

seasoning

The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.

Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.

by athegreat December 14, 2010