Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 11, 2010

Seasoning

Shit white folk cant eat but claim they can because they were feeling sassy after eating a lightly salted lays chip a week ago

Some white kid: oh boy time for seasoning!
Mom: oh dont put to much season on there billy!
Some white kid: theres never to much salt mom!

by Bihwhat June 23, 2018

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb July 27, 2013

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb July 27, 2013

SEASONED

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

by have2hunt October 25, 2014

seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

by SonicPman May 19, 2017