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seastrom 

Last name of someone that is insane. Their a one of type phyco path that takes no shit from anyone. If anyone ever comes across one of them, in a fight or a time when their angry, avoid them at all costs. Never attempt to piss one off because it will only lead to your death. Many have tried, and failed. But no one knows who because their not around to tell anyone afterwords.
Most insane one ever recorded in history is Nicolas. No one knows the exact location of him, but FBI is still investigation his whereabouts.
seastrom by Mark Freeman April 10, 2005

Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.
Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
Dead Seastar by yosita March 25, 2011
A beloved term used in place of the word sister. Typically used by someone who loves the ocean and finds this word to be more fun to say.
"My seastar hates fish, but I love them."
Seastar by Wisha October 29, 2009

Seastrand 

to be the biggest balla on a college campus/dorm
"dang strait nucca... youz a strait up seastrand!"
Seastrand by bossy flossy March 16, 2008

seastrand shuffle 

A way of walking that hides a persons limp caused by gunshot injuries or shinsplints.
"yall sluggas dont want no limp, so do dat seastrand shuffle when yall walkin state"

Seast of a Bun 

An alteration to the popular euphemism: Son of a Beast and Bun of a Seast.
"I wake up every morning and realize what a Seast of a Bun day it is going to be."
Seast of a Bun by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003