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Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.
Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
Dead Seastar by yosita March 25, 2011
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Popularized by the griefing group Team Avolition, a swastar is a Star of David with a swastika inscribed within the center hexagon.
Player 1: Did you see what those griefer fucks did?
Player 2: No, what?
Player 1: They tore down a massive build and put up a swastar in its place.
Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007

seastrom 

Last name of someone that is insane. Their a one of type phyco path that takes no shit from anyone. If anyone ever comes across one of them, in a fight or a time when their angry, avoid them at all costs. Never attempt to piss one off because it will only lead to your death. Many have tried, and failed. But no one knows who because their not around to tell anyone afterwords.
Most insane one ever recorded in history is Nicolas. No one knows the exact location of him, but FBI is still investigation his whereabouts.
seastrom by Mark Freeman April 10, 2005

sebastard 

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)
dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"
sebastard by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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