horses

The single most annoying MSN Messenger screen name that can be used. Usage of the term "horses" as your screen name can result in prolonged hatred and confusion from most of your peers.
"horses is Out To Lunch."
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pretarded

1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
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Get off the Road

This phrases is widely used among many of the "nerd" factions, mostly used in conjunction with the popular theatrical line from the movie: Fellowship of the Ring. Getting off the road implies removing oneself from harms way.
"Hey Jeremy, you better get off the road before Josh wins at Smash Brothers AGAIN."
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Seast of a Bun

An alteration to the popular euphemism: Son of a Beast and Bun of a Seast.
"I wake up every morning and realize what a Seast of a Bun day it is going to be."
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Glamdring Nerd

1. A prestigeous compliment of the highest honors in Middle Earth.
2. One who knows the name of Gandalf's Sword.
3. "I have all the books and I read The Silmarillion 10 and a half times."
Shana and Lani: "You guys are such Glamdring Nerds."
Josh and Jason: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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Beast of a Son

A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.
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Soldier of Fiz

An alteration to the Proper Noun: Soldier of Fortune. Mostly used in conjunction with the criz.
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