Sea-monkeys

A code word for ejaculated siemen, used for young people

Ur sea-monkeys are stuck in my butt crack!!

Ur sea-monkeys are inside me!!

Thats allot of sea-monkeys

Sea-monkeys by Butters J November 26, 2009

sea monkeys 

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

sea monkeys by XopsX June 12, 2003

Sea Monkeys 

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

Sea Monkeys by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009

sea monkeys 

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

sea monkeys by Sluggo January 13, 2003

Sea monkeys 

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

Sea monkeys by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

Sea Monkeys 

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

Sea Monkeys by Garm93 July 31, 2021

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

Virtual Sea-Monkeys by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003